Since I first got a look at today's Guardian and seen the new Tourism Ad http://timbanks.ca/tourismad.jpg I've been trying to think of something creative to say.... but I've been staring at this blank screen for 20 minutes and I just don't know what to say... it's either the excitement of Valerie in Leathers or thinking of maybe a "seal skin" bikini that has rendered me speechless... hard to believe but either way.... I should be able to get a job with the "Scheme Team at Tourism"....just to get a crack at the "lattes" they're drinking or maybe just hanging around the Kool-Aid dispenser would be enough to stir my creative juices...it really must be a "Love-In" and I'm missing it... I may not have the depth and cunning instincts that surround Canada's Cutest but I could go toe to toe with them in the "make-up" department... surely there must be something for me to do to pick up a big cheque for helping waste some taxpayer money... how about an "ad" with me taking a "spin" in the Porsche (with the hood down) driving down a "gentle" PEI highway and Ronnie in the background talking about "paving our way to paradise"... I could even get MacAndrew back to produce a video.... I'd better head to Rita's Style for a hair piece and maybe, just maybe, if I wear it Wednesday night to the Big Liberal Soiree at the Delta then Valerie might give me a "Big Break" and help me with some clothing tips....
Monday, June 1, 2009
A New "Spin" On The Gentle Island....
Since I first got a look at today's Guardian and seen the new Tourism Ad http://timbanks.ca/tourismad.jpg I've been trying to think of something creative to say.... but I've been staring at this blank screen for 20 minutes and I just don't know what to say... it's either the excitement of Valerie in Leathers or thinking of maybe a "seal skin" bikini that has rendered me speechless... hard to believe but either way.... I should be able to get a job with the "Scheme Team at Tourism"....just to get a crack at the "lattes" they're drinking or maybe just hanging around the Kool-Aid dispenser would be enough to stir my creative juices...it really must be a "Love-In" and I'm missing it... I may not have the depth and cunning instincts that surround Canada's Cutest but I could go toe to toe with them in the "make-up" department... surely there must be something for me to do to pick up a big cheque for helping waste some taxpayer money... how about an "ad" with me taking a "spin" in the Porsche (with the hood down) driving down a "gentle" PEI highway and Ronnie in the background talking about "paving our way to paradise"... I could even get MacAndrew back to produce a video.... I'd better head to Rita's Style for a hair piece and maybe, just maybe, if I wear it Wednesday night to the Big Liberal Soiree at the Delta then Valerie might give me a "Big Break" and help me with some clothing tips....
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This just goes to show how completely out of touch this Minister and hell the whole Ghiz Government is with PEI.
These current Liberal Ministers seems to believe they are God's Gift to PEI and Docherty I expect she believes is God's gift to all men also.
Anyone want to lay a wager that this picture cost thousands of dollars of taxpayers dollars to just make sure she looked good in HER eyes.
This Ad along with some of silliness this Government has been involved in over the past year make a very strong case for only 2 Year mandates.
So when is tourism month? I want to make sure I come at the right time to help those 7300 seasonal staffers... Better yet, how about figuring out how to make tourism year-round and make some jobs permanent.
Oh - please tell me that hideous photo is not being used ANYWHERE to represent our island. She looks like a cheap hooker. Seriously. Leopard print? More like cougar print. That's really really cheap. Tacky. I could go on and on. How soon until we can get this woman out of office?
She has to be the most tacky woman on PEI. She wears low cut tops, leather and that choppy hair. She looks very tough and unprofessional. I wish she would get over herself. She looks like she should be working in a biker bar!!
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